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I MAY WALK SLOWLY, BUT, I NEVER WALK BACKWARDS.....
August 04

TEN THINGS GOD WON'T ASK

Ten things God won't ask:

God won't ask what kind of car you drove; He'll ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation.
God won't ask the square footage of your house, He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.
God won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet, He'll ask how many you helped to clothe.
God won't ask what your highest salary was, He'll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it.
God won't ask what your job title was, He'll ask if you performed your job to the best of your ability.
God won't ask how many friends you had, He'll ask how many people to whom you were a friend.
God won't ask in what neighborhood you lived, He'll ask how you treated your neighbors.
God won't ask about the color of your skin, He'll ask about the content of your character.
God won't ask why it took you so long to seek Salvation,
He'll lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven and not to the gates of Hell.
God won't ask how many people you forwarded this to, He'll ask if you were ashamed to pass it on to your friends.



Read Carefully:


Happy moments - Praise God
Difficult moments - Seek God
Quiet moments - Worship God
Painful moments - Trust God
Every moment - Thank God

Life 'N Living

 
LIFE 'N LIVING
 
You ever have one of those moments where you
get so caught up in a discussion, so irritated,
or so agitated your about to blow a gasket?

Of have you ever rushed into a decision only to
regret it later?

Most of us have been through one of the above
probably more often than we would like to admit.

In today's newsletter I'll outline a simple process
that will save you from making the wrong decision
and allow you to stay cool even in some of the most
heated moments.

I call it taking five and it's a simple
technique that can help you get through
some of the toughest, and most challenging
situations and prevent you from rushing into
decisions that you may regret later.

Taking five isn't about simply taking a short
time out.

It's about taking a moment to stop, pause,
reflect and find a solution or discover the
proper course of action or make the right
decision.

Everyday we face new challenges, there will
be new conflicts, some small and some large,
there will be confrontations, problems and
all kinds of dilemmas that need to be resolved.
And there will be decisions - both big and
small that you will have to make.

Your goal is to make the right decisions and
make the right choices so that everything
turns out smoothly each and everyday.

Unfortunately most of us react to situations
and when we do - your day can turn sour very
quickly, you end up making the wrong decision
and you're really not creating what you want.

When you constantly react to events and situations
you don't give your mind and subconscious mind
the chance to guide you to the solution that you want.
Your focus is not on finding a pleasant solution
because you're too busy reacting to events.

You may be positive, you may say affirmations,
you may work with a number of powerful
techniques to help you improve your life - but
if you're constantly reacting - you won't be able
to make the improvements you want.

Why?

Because when you react you paralyze your
ability to create the life you want.
You handcuff your mind and subconscious mind
because they cannot guide you to the situations
you want - simply because you've already taken things
into your own hands by reacting.

Stop reacting and start creating.
You can find solutions without reacting.
You can begin to create the life you want.
Let your subconscious mind guide you to success
and happiness today

How To Take 5

The next time you find yourself in a confrontation,
or if you're getting angry or irritated, stop and
take 5.

The next time you find yourself rushing into a decision
stop and take 5.

You don't have to stop for a full 5 minutes but pause
for as long as you can.

During that time - think about what you want to happen.
Think about some of the positive things that are taking
place around you and in your life.

Then start telling yourself that you have the outcome
that you want.

After that - simply take a deep breath and trust that
your subconscious mind will guide you to the right
outcome.

For example: You may be at work and you find you're
getting irritated because somebody said something
about you and you don't like it. Take 5.
Stop, think about what you want to happen. You may
want to clear your name, you may want to improve
your image or talk to the person who said something
about you. Focus on what you want. Tell yourself
that you are finding a solution. Then take a deep
breath and trust that your subconscious mind will help
you find a solution.

Within minutes you'll find that you are calm, relaxed
and you will begin to feel empowered again - because you
are no longer reacting. Instead you are taking control by
creating what you want.

Here's what happens when you take 5.

First you stop yourself from being irritated and
getting angry.
You stop the stream of negative thinking that was
about to take over in those tense and emotional
situations.
And most importantly - you get your mind and
subconscious mind to focus on and come up with a
solution.

When you do what I've just outlined you go from
reacting to creating - you begin to take control
of your life and you begin empowering yourself.

So the next time you feel negative thoughts
take over - take 5 and get your subconscious
mind working for you.

You can put an end to negative thinking.
You can take control of your life.
You can begin to improve things and live
the life you want.

When you rush into a decision you're reacting to
events around you - events that you feel are forcing
you to make a decision right away. By doing this
you increase the chances of making the wrong
decision.

The next time you feel you're rushing into a
decision - stop and think about what is most
important and think about what you really want.
Tell yourself that you are making the right decision.
Take a deep breath and relax for a moment - then
see how you feel. Do this regularly
and you'll end up making the right decision more often.

When you react you lose control of the
situation and you fail to create what you
want.

The next time you feel the negative thinking
taking over - take 5 and get your subconscious
mind working for you.

Remember - pause, think of what you want,
focus on finding a solution, relax, let go
and trust that you will find a solution and
create what you want.

Your subconscious mind will then begin
working for you by guiding you to the best possible
outcome.

Try to take 5 at least once or twice a day.
YOu can do it even when you're in a good mood
you don't have to wait for things to feel like
they are going out of control.

This simple little exercise will create massive
improvements in your daily life.

Start taking 5 today.
Let your subconscious mind help you achieve
your goals.
Put an end to negative thinking and you'll begin
finding solutions
February 05

Talking about WHO DO U Luv..!!!???

 

Quote

WHO DO U Luv..!!!???
Who You Love

John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose. His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library. Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the words of the book, but with the notes penciled in the margin. The soft handwriting reflected a thoughtful soul and insightful mind.

In front of the book, he discovered the previous owner's name, Miss Hollis Maynell. With time and effort he located her address. She lived in New York City. He wrote her a letter introducing himself and inviting her to correspond. The next day he was shipped overseas for service in World War II

During the next year and one-month the two grew to know each other through the mail. Each letter was a seed falling on a fertile heart. A Romance was budding. Blanchard requested a photograph, but she refused. She felt that if he really cared, it wouldn't matter what she looked like.

When the day finally came for him to return from Europe, they scheduled their first meeting - 7:00 pm at Grand Central Station in New York.

"You'll recognize me, " she wrote, "by the red rose I'll be wearing on my lapel." So at 7:00 he was in the station looking for a girl whose heart he loved, but whose face he'd never seen.

I'll let Mr. Blanchard tell you what happened: A young women was coming toward me, her figure long and slim. Her blonde hair lay back in curls from her delicate ears; her eyes were blue as flowers. Her lips and chin had a gentle firmness, and in her pale green suit she was like springtime come alive. I started toward her, entirely forgetting to notice that she was not wearing a rose. As I moved, a small, provocative smile curved her lips. "Going my way, sailor?" she murmured. Almost uncontrollably I made one step closer to her, and then I saw Hollis Maynell. She was standing almost directly behind the girl. A women well past 40, she had graying hair tucked under a worn hat. She was more than plump, her thick-ankled feet thrust into low-heeled shoes. The girl in the green suit was walking quickly away. I felt as though I split in two, so keen was my desire to follow her, and yet so deep was my longing for the women whose spirit had truly companioned me and upheld my own.

And there she stood. Her pale, plump face was gentle and sensible, her gray eyes had a warm and kindly twinkle. I did not hesitate. My fingers gripped the small worn blue leather copy of the book that was something precious, something perhaps even better than love, a friendship for which I had been and must ever be grateful.

I squared my shoulders and saluted and held out the book to the women, even though while I spoke I felt choked by the bitterness of my disappointment. "I'm Lieutenant John Blanchard, and you must be Miss Maynell. I am so glad you could meet me; may I take you to dinner?"

The women's face broadened into a tolerant smile. "I don't know what this is about, son," she answered, "but the young lady in the green suit who just went by, she begged me to wear this rose on my coat. And she said if you were to ask me out to dinner, I should go and tell you that she is waiting for you in the big restaurant across the street. She said it was some kind of test!"

It's not difficult to understand and admire Miss Maynell's wisdom. The true nature of a heart is seen in it's response to the unattractive. "Tell me whom you love," Houssaye wrote, "And I will tell you who you are."


LATEST BREAKING NEWS...!!!

LATEST BREAKING NEWS...!!! (you will break into a huge laughter)
 
 
A Worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the world?"
 
The survey was a huge failure (THIS IS WHY) : -
 
 
In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant,

In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant,

In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant,

In China they didn't know what'opinion' meant,

In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant,

In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant,

And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant!
 

 

WHO DO U Luv..!!!???

Who You Love

John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose. His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library. Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the words of the book, but with the notes penciled in the margin. The soft handwriting reflected a thoughtful soul and insightful mind.

In front of the book, he discovered the previous owner's name, Miss Hollis Maynell. With time and effort he located her address. She lived in New York City. He wrote her a letter introducing himself and inviting her to correspond. The next day he was shipped overseas for service in World War II

During the next year and one-month the two grew to know each other through the mail. Each letter was a seed falling on a fertile heart. A Romance was budding. Blanchard requested a photograph, but she refused. She felt that if he really cared, it wouldn't matter what she looked like.

When the day finally came for him to return from Europe, they scheduled their first meeting - 7:00 pm at Grand Central Station in New York.

"You'll recognize me, " she wrote, "by the red rose I'll be wearing on my lapel." So at 7:00 he was in the station looking for a girl whose heart he loved, but whose face he'd never seen.

I'll let Mr. Blanchard tell you what happened: A young women was coming toward me, her figure long and slim. Her blonde hair lay back in curls from her delicate ears; her eyes were blue as flowers. Her lips and chin had a gentle firmness, and in her pale green suit she was like springtime come alive. I started toward her, entirely forgetting to notice that she was not wearing a rose. As I moved, a small, provocative smile curved her lips. "Going my way, sailor?" she murmured. Almost uncontrollably I made one step closer to her, and then I saw Hollis Maynell. She was standing almost directly behind the girl. A women well past 40, she had graying hair tucked under a worn hat. She was more than plump, her thick-ankled feet thrust into low-heeled shoes. The girl in the green suit was walking quickly away. I felt as though I split in two, so keen was my desire to follow her, and yet so deep was my longing for the women whose spirit had truly companioned me and upheld my own.

And there she stood. Her pale, plump face was gentle and sensible, her gray eyes had a warm and kindly twinkle. I did not hesitate. My fingers gripped the small worn blue leather copy of the book that was something precious, something perhaps even better than love, a friendship for which I had been and must ever be grateful.

I squared my shoulders and saluted and held out the book to the women, even though while I spoke I felt choked by the bitterness of my disappointment. "I'm Lieutenant John Blanchard, and you must be Miss Maynell. I am so glad you could meet me; may I take you to dinner?"

The women's face broadened into a tolerant smile. "I don't know what this is about, son," she answered, "but the young lady in the green suit who just went by, she begged me to wear this rose on my coat. And she said if you were to ask me out to dinner, I should go and tell you that she is waiting for you in the big restaurant across the street. She said it was some kind of test!"

It's not difficult to understand and admire Miss Maynell's wisdom. The true nature of a heart is seen in it's response to the unattractive. "Tell me whom you love," Houssaye wrote, "And I will tell you who you are."


DUDe'S version of DIPAWALI (DIWALI)

 
 
 
PLEASE HAVE A PATIENT READ IF YOU WANNA DOUBLE YOUR BLOOD COUNT BY LAUGHING YOUR HEART OUT.... SERIOUSLY.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother
 to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother,
this is how he went about it...
>> >> >

" So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked
  him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch,
  and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was
  Ram, to some national forest or something... Since he was going,
  for like, something like more than 10 years or so.. he decided to get
  his wife and his bro along... you know...so that they could all chill
  out together. But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary shit...
  really man... they had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this
  dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so it was fine. 
  But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks
  up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our
  man, >and also his bro, Laxman, pissed..... all the gods were with him...
  So anyways,you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an
  army of monkeys.. Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn
  monkeys... just go along with me, ok.. ..
  so, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his  own
  hood. Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest..and
  anyways...it gets kinda boring,you know... no TV or malls or
  shit like that. So,they decided to hitch a ride back home... and
  when the people realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back
  home... they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something
  nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days...
  so they couldn't take them out for a drink, so they, like,
  decided to smoke and shit...and since they also had some lamps, they lit
  the lamps also... so it was pretty cooool... you know with all those 
  fireworks...Really, they even had some local band play along with
  the fireworks...and you know, what, dude, that was the very
  first, no kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized
  fireworks... you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more
  cooler and stuff, you know.
 
  And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started."
 
 
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____________________________________
 
February 04

Very KewL quesTIonS

GOOD ONES:-
 
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack (u shud know that)!
 
 

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take
four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built (think ahead).
 
 
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good 1 na?)
 
 
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one
hand.
 
 
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.
 
 
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. Wet. (sorry abt this)
 
 
Q. What looks like half an apple ?
A : The other half.
 
 
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
 
 
Q. What gets wet with drying ?
A : A towel.
 
 
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
 
 
Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
A : Because it has its own scales.
 
 
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid
 
 
Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?
A: Nag did not punch me.
 
 
Q:now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi? Come on..
A: I punched Nag.
 
 
Q:Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the other two?
A:Chin-1 & Chin-3
 
 
 
 
if YOU ARE banging YOUR head ON YOUR PC's Monitor now,
don't BLamE mE, raTher,
 Forward this to everyone you wanna AnnoY 'n irriTaTe...!
September 02

TeAr drOPs

TEAR TEARDROPS WASH MY FACE TONIGHT
AS I LAY UPON MY BED
THE SWEETEST MEMORIES THAT I HAVE OF YOU
WANDERS ACROSS MY HEAD



A HEART IS BLEEDING CRYING FOR LOVE
ITS TEARS WILL BURN MY SOUL
WEEPING FOR A LOVE THAT NEVER WAS
BUT WENT BEYOND CONTROL



THOUGH YOUR LOVE WILL NEVER BE MINE
AND MY HEART WILL SURELY DIE
THE JOY I FELT WHEN YOU WERE NEAR
CAN NEVER BE DENIED



TONIGHT THE MOON DOESN'T SEEM TO SMILE
AND THE STARS DON'T SEEM AS BRIGHT
THEY SEEM TO MOURN ALIKE

ALL FOR THE LOVE AND ITS LIGHT

April 13

STATE of BIHAR DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

NOTE: THIS ARTICLE IS INTENDED FOR PURE HUMOUROUS PLEASURE. NOT TARGETED AT ANY CASTE OR CREED OR RELIGION.

AND ALSO, PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE IN "BIHARI ACCENT".

NOTE: If you dont know the answers, please copy from another applikason
phorom and submit. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.
Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give
you the licen immediately.

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(_) Yadav
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(_) Pandey
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Sex: ____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

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Number of children libing in the household: ___
Number that are yours: ___
Mother\'s Name: _____________________
Phather\'s Name: ____________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you bathe?
(_) Yes
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If yes, how ophten do you bathe?
(_) Weekly
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Color of teeth:
(_) ellow
(_) Berownish-ellow
(_) Berown
(_) Belack
(_) Others - Give egjhakt color (call nearest Asian Paints dealer if U
don't know the color of your teeth) (Check apporoprate box)

Your thumb imparesson
(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy
thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression.)

PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS
Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your
thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht
hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE. WE ARE VARY
ISTRICT ABOUT THIS

Subject: Newton Vs Our Own Rajnikantji

Recently the Father of physics ( Newton ) made a visit to earth to
watch a movie. He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He
was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge
pile of junk and apologised for everything he had done.
In the movie starring Rajanikant, Newton was confused to such an
extent that he went paranoid.

Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajanikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Rajanikant is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes
through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured.
Long Live Rajanikant

2) In one of the movies, Rajanikant is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he
does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle
gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife.  The knife cuts the bullet
into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle
gangster & the knife kill the middle one

3) Rajanikant is chased by a gangster. Rajanikant has a revolver but he
got no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your
remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the
gangster shoots, Rajanikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver
and catches the bullet Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires
his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies.

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken
and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last
time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of
physics.

The whole movies goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world
hasn't changed. Oops not so fast. The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikant
gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall.
So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those
superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikant has to
desperately kill the villain because its the climax.

Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible).. Rajanikant
suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws
one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall,
he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun.
Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.